10 Worst Attraction Replacements at Disney World
It’s time for the second installment in our “Replacements Attractions at Walt Disney World” series, with this being the follow-up to our Top 10 Attraction Replacements at Walt Disney World post. This list offers an EPCOT Center and Magic Kingdom-heavy list of the worst of the many attractions that have come and gone at Walt Disney World, as the parks have evolved.
Evolution is an interesting word, isn’t it? It connotes improvement. As someone who has been critical of a lot of changes to the parks over the years, common responses have included a slew of Walt Disney quotes about moving forward, progress, and Disneyland never being complete. This is fallacious reasoning (if one-liner quotes can be called “reasoning”) that presupposes change is always good.
My belief is that many people conflate change for progress. The latter is undoubtedly good, but the same cannot be said of change. Change for the sake of itself is not necessarily good; it can be a positive, negative, or lateral move. A replacement can be inferior, in which case it most certainly was not “progress.” For me, this is borne out in the decline of EPCOT Center into today’s Epcot.
As with the last list, we’re comparing current attractions with their immediate predecessors. This prevents the sins of the father from being laid upon the son, and keeps things cleaner. This actually saved a few attractions (such as SuperStar Television at Disney’s Hollywood Studios) because there have been multiple replacements since the “good” attraction.
T10. Legend of the Lion King -> PhilharMagic – This list is going to begin with a whimper. On the one hand, Legend of the Lion King (a show similar to Voyage of the Little Mermaid) had a good run and was probably due for a replacement. On the other hand, the puppetry was great and even when PhilharMagic was added, it seems like people were sort of “over” 3D shows.
I really enjoy PhilharMagic so I really can’t complain too much here, but I think an updated Legend of the Lion King would still be popular today. Just listen to how crazy guests go for the Lion King scene in Disneyland Forever (audible cheers are louder than they are for the Frozen scene–children of the 90s represent!)
T10. Snow White’s Adventures -> Princess Fairytale Hall – I get the thinking here: Seven Dwarfs Mine Train made Snow White’s Adventures a redundant Fantasyland attraction. However, replacing a ride with a simple meet & greet leaves a bad taste.
This would’ve been a prime opportunity to introduce a refreshed Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, or build another charming C-Ticket Fantasyland dark ride. Meet & greets certainly have their place–and I really like what was done with Enchanted Tales with Belle–but that place is not at the expense of actual attractions.
9. The Timekeeper -> Monsters Laugh Floor – Unlike a lot of people, I actually enjoy Monsters Laugh Floor. A lot, actually. Still, it makes the list because The Timekeeper was better, and thematically appropriate. The Timekeeper was a visual feast with a clever “something has gone wrong” mix up involving Jules Verne.
Between its quirky spins in history (that’s right, back in my day, Disney made guests learn even outside of Epcot!) and infusions of humor, The Timekeeper was a real gem. Monsters Laugh Floor can have humor (if you get a good audience), but it’s not on the same level as The Timekeeper.
8. Wonders of Life -> Nothing – This list could easily be titled “Top 10 Ways Disney Screwed Up EPCOT Center” but I want to avoid fixating on that carnage, so I’m going to limit my EPCOT Center selections. With that said, near the top of the list would be the decision to simply shutter and forget about the Wonders of Life pavilion.
Admittedly, the last original-era attractions to EPCOT Center aged the worst, but in a time when childhood obesity is at epidemic levels with over a third of children obese or overweight, never has a conversation about health and wellness been so important. Offering guests an entertaining and educational perspective on these topics could help make a profound difference. Maybe this will fall from the list once the Play Pavilion opens.
7. SpectroMagic -> Main Street Electrical Parade/Nothing – SpectroMagic replaced Main Street Electrical Parade, and then it was replaced by Main Street Electrical Parade. SpectroMagic had a good run, so this isn’t about it, so much as it is the disappointing turn of events that resulted in Magic Kingdom having no nighttime parade.
Light parades capture the imagination and captivate guests, so it’s really a shame Walt Disney World brought back Main Street Electrical Parade, a relic from 1972, before sending that back to California and having nothing for a nighttime parade. Paint the Night demonstrates just how much these night parades can benefit from new technology (and Dreamlights demonstrates how to pay homage to MSEP without running the same tired parade), and it’s really a shame that Magic Kingdom is now without a parade.
6. World of Motion -> Test Track – I get why EPCOT Center changed. Future World had too many elaborate, lengthy, and slow-moving Audio Animatronics-based dark rides. Management and guests(?) wanted attraction diversity…and more thrills. That doesn’t mean I have to like the change.
Test Track, especially the much-improved 2.0 incarnation, is a solid attraction that fits Future World, but it is visually-sparse as compared to World of Motion. World of Motion was funny and educational, presenting rich and detailed vignettes as it progressed through the history of transportation. (If you missed World of Motion, be sure to check out our World of Motion Tribute post for photos and more.)
5. Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride -> the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh – This doesn’t make the list because I think Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride is an iconic attraction the replacement of which is tantamount to “Disney treason.” In fact, had I been active online during the “Save Toad” campaign, I probably would’ve been indifferent. After all, Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride was dated, simple, and had a good run. The Imagineers were capable of doing far better.
Unfortunately, “better” didn’t happen. Unlike the revolutionary Pooh’s Hunny Hunt, built a year later at Tokyo Disneyland (which was undoubtedly in development at the same time as this version), the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh was a lateral technical move, and a squandered opportunity. The ride itself also lacked the charm and whimsy of Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, making the change a net loss.
4. The Magic of Disney Animation -> Star Wars Launch Bay – None of this would exist without Disney animation. I guess in a way, it’s fitting irony that what Disney used to be all about has been replaced with what Disney is now all about. Since the Magic of Disney Animation has been a shell of its former self since actual animators left the building over a decade ago, it’s a little easier to swallow.
Still, I remember this being such an exciting and inspiring attraction when I was a kid, and it left me drawing and dreaming long after our trips. I can only imagine how many kids grew up to be animators because of it. Launch Bay is so half-hearted that it isn’t inspiring anyone to do anything (except maybe buy merchandise?), which is probably for the better, because we don’t need a new generation of kids to become Stormtroopers.
3. Horizons -> Mission Space – I’ll be honest: I don’t really remember Horizons. My family visited numerous times while it was operating, but for some reason, it didn’t stick with me (that, or we didn’t do it much). Although I have watched ride through videos of it numerous times (you can see video and photos in our Horizons Tribute post), I don’t have the same emotional attachment to Horizons as many fans.
As much as I think Horizons was a brilliant dark ride with an optimistic and inspiring view of the future, I view Mission Space as a story of squandered potential. This was to be the Space pavilion. Few things are more inspiring than humankind’s exploration of space. How do you not fully convey that?! Were Mission Space actually a thought and emotion-provoking attraction offering a glimpse into the promise of space exploration, and not merely an entertaining simulator, I think the loss of Horizons wouldn’t sting nearly as much.
2. Alien Encounter -> Stitch’s Great Escape – I experienced Alien Encounter for the first at just the right time in my life, when I was 10 years old, shortly after it opened. I was at an age where I could grasp some of the dark humor in the pre-show, but not so old that the attraction didn’t scare me a tad.
It had everything that made an attraction awesome to me: an interesting story, an entertaining wait in line, and original characters with personality. Sure, it scared children–but there were plenty of warnings, and Stitch’s Great Escape also scared children–but it was satirical, well-written, and thrilling. It was a thoughtful attraction disguised under the hype of “aliens,” whereas its replacement is mindless and clumsy. At least Stitch’s Great Escape has now been retired, too. Addition by subtraction.
1. Journey into Imagination -> Journey into Imagination with Figment – Some Disney attractions are so captivating and entertaining that they are timeless. Despite utilizing technology from the 1800s, I doubt anyone’s reaction to Haunted Mansion is that it feels dated. The same holds true for the original Journey into Imagination (if you missed it, check out our Journey into Imagination Tribute post for photos and more). The original was, in a word, mesmerizing. In another word–as cliche as this sounds–it was imaginative.
As a young child, I was spellbound by this attraction, its characters, and the scenes they inhabited. I remember it in vivid detail not because we rode it over and over (although we did), but because it was a timeless attraction that captured the attention of guests, sparked their imaginations, and left an indelible impression. The replacement, Journey into Imagination with Figment (I’m not even acknowledging the insipid and short-lived Journey into Your Imagination) seems like it strives to annoy rather than inspire.
Yeah…so I have to admit that writing this list bummed me out a bit. I’d like to think of myself as a realist, albeit one who is largely optimistic (maybe to a fault) about the parks, but a few of these really sting. In some cases, like Journey into Imagination and Alien Encounter, it’s a personal thing. In other instances, it seems like Disney, renowned for the “Disney Difference” just isn’t trying. I think there’s a lot to be optimistic about in terms of the parks’ future, but a place as financially successful and with as high of standards as Walt Disney World should and can do better than some of what’s on this list…
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Your Thoughts
Do you agree or disagree with my list? Do you miss any of these attractions, or do you think the replacements are true progress? Which extinct attraction do you miss most? Any questions we can help you answer? Hearing your feedback–even when you disagree with us–is both interesting to us and helpful to other readers, so please share your thoughts below in the comments!
Has not been alien face at some point labeled men in black alien face before stitch overtook? The night time time electrical boat march is beyond vintage but that makes it fun and my children love it! I hope they never replace that one although it’s probably one malfunction faraway from sinking is actually so ancient!
Okay, I’m a little new to the blog (but I’m addicted so far! Your humor is fantastic!) so I may have missed a spot where you lament this, but Captain EO? I’m SO disgusted that Disney removed Honey I Shrunk the Audience and replaced it with it’s older, past experience, of Captain EO. Set aside my dislike for Michael Jackson and the fact that he was accused of things that I don’t think hold true to the Disney standard or name, but it seems ridiculous to replace one attraction for an older one without making any updates and has now been there for SO long with no hope of any change! EPCOT is I. Need of some serious help to get it back to Walt’s dream I think. I just feel he would be disgusted with the EO and not have let it come back at all (maybe even burned it).
As to everything else you wrote about, I’m from the 90’s and never fell in love with the Lion King and adore Philharmagic (mainly because it’s my son’s absolute favorite thing in Disney). However, bringing back Figment would be the joy of a thousand joys for me.
I agree with a lot of this list. I do remember Horizons & World of Motion, and as much as I like Test Track I still want Horizons back (don’t get me started on on Mission Space which made me barf). And what they did to poor Figment was a travesty as the original ride was fabulous!
The biggest change I hated was Communicore (which had tons of interactive stuff) to Innoventions (which never seems to have much to do regardless of what’s in there every time we go back).
There are not a lot of rides I don’t like at Disney but BY FAR the worst one has got to be the Ellen ride in Epcot. Oh my gosh, it’s just awful. I remember the first (and last time – unless I need a pick me up nap) time I rode it they kept making annoucments in the beginning how once the ride starts you cannot get up. I couldn’t imagine anyone wanting to get up from a ride, but boy was I wrong as the ride passed the 10 minute mark. Pure torture.
Great list Tom.
One that I did not see anyone write in about is Off Kilter for the horrible lumberjack show. I know the lumberjack show is no longer running but there is no replacement yet so somewhat current too. This one beats out at least 1/2 your list for me.
I’m a west-coast gal, otherwise I’d be taking a mental health day after reading this post.
Over on the DL side, I’m most painfully angry about Swiss Family Robinson’s Treehouse > Tarzan’s Treehouse and Tom Sawyer’s Island > TSI Pirate’s Lair. Oh, and of course, there’s losing Goat Galaxy…Sniff.
At least with those, you basically retained the same original attractions… they just kinda added to them and changed a few things.
Wasn’t alien encounter at some point labeled men in black alien encounter before stitch took over? The night time electrical boat parade is beyond vintage but that makes it fun and my kids love it! I hope they never replace that one although it’s probably one malfunction away from sinking it’s so ancient!
Nope, but there’s a Men In Black shooter game over at Universal Studios Florida.
Both your lists are solid with one glaring exception for me.
If things were backward and World of Motion replaced Test Track (either version) in the present day, the amount of vitrol by WDW fans would be off the charts.
I’m an old school (and just old) Epcot guy who misses the old school attractions. But World of Motion simply didn’t come close to the emotions Spaceship Earth, Horizons & the original Journey into Imagination could stir in me.
Test Track is far, far superior in my eyes.
I agree that there would be a lot of vitriol by WDW fans if Test Track replaced World of Motion. I think that comes from the fact that they are dramatically different in terms of their nature, so they each appeal to totally different audiences.
Whereas most replacements retain the same style as their predecessor (e.g. dark ride to dark ride, show to show) this is one that went from an omnimover attraction to a thrill ride.
I can appreciate that many people prefer Test Track, and I like it, but I still think World of Motion was far better. So much of this comes down to personal preference, which is why seeing responses to these lists is so fun.
Backlot Tour is the most tragic closing to me. It embodied what MGM studios was supposed to be – a journey into experiencing the behind the scenes magic of film and special effects.
Snow White/Mr. Toad/Figment 1 would not be so bad if they were replaced with solid dark rides, but none of the predecessors hold up very well in my opinion.
Backlot Tour -> Nothing would’ve made the list, but as I look to the future and see Backlot Tour -> Something Star Wars, it’s hard to put it on the list.
I wish the Disney-MGM Studios could still exist as working production center, but I can understand why Disney shifted production away from it.
I tall depends how something starwars turns out.
Finally, someone who doesn’t love Winnie the Pooh. I seriously thought that ride was just terrible. I felt like I was in the middle of the Pink Elephants on Parade scene from Dumbo, which doesn’t fit well with Winnie the Pooh for me. I get what they were going for, but it was NOT what I was expecting for a ride based on such light-hearted whimsical characters. This is my absolute least favorite attraction at Disney World.
I agree. It is awful. We got stuck on it for quite some time last Dec when it malfunctioned. Thought I’d never get that theme song out of my head.
Should have heard about that poor lady that got stuck in the it’s a small world ride. They left the music on all night long and in the morning they found her dweird thing was she had a large smile still frozen on her face
I really like the electrical parade. I remember it from when I was a kid and, I saw it a couple of years ago when they first brought it back and I LOVED it. I found it every bit as beautiful and mesmerizing as when I was a kid.
Since then, I’ve seen Paint the Night and, I understand the comments about new technology and what COULD be done but, I think sometimes people on Disney blogs lose sight of the fact that 1) for children, they’re both amazing and 2) for people who are visiting Disney for the first or only time, the electrical parade is a pretty amazing experience. It’s very uniquely Disney and you really don’t see anything like it anywhere else. It’s mostly just people who’ve seen it multiple times or people who have seen Paint the Night that complain about it.
Losing Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame — A Musical Adventure to Lights Motors Action was a sad one for me. I loved that show as a kid. Oh and the Tapestry of Nations/Dreams parade!
Another rah rah for the Main Street Electrical Parade, largely due to the nostalgia factor, I’ll admit (children of the 80s represent : – ).
I completely agree with all of these. EPCOT has been negatively transformed. The Spaceship Earth renovation should be mentioned in this post. I realize it was not replaced, but they turned it from something amazing into something comical. First off, no one will ever top Jeremy Irons as a narrator. Secondly, the whole stupid comic ‘take a picture of your face’ thing is juvenile and cheapens the entire experience. Horizons and World of Motion were far more into the theme of the original EPCOT. Unfortunately, edutainment has been left behind to make way for more profits and dumbed down bullcrap. It’s sad these parks have changed to appeal to the lowest common denominator of theme park attendees. Now they just try and nickel and dime you into shallow thrills like WDW is some kind of 6 flags. What a shame.
I love just about everything Disney. I’ve definitely drunk the Kool-Aid, if you will. But Stitch’s Great Escape is an embarrassment. It’s the worst attraction I’ve been on at any theme park ever. In fact, I haven’t been on anything as bad at a local carnival that rolls through town that the kids make me go to.
#7 is spot-on! I loved the Main Street Electrical Parade as a little girl. When I was a little older and SpectroMagic was introduced, I loved IT even more! One of my favorite things about Disney in general (parks and films) is that there’s a timelessness you just can’t find anywhere else. That said, I know SpectroMagic couldn’t go on forever (unfortunately, sniff) and while I have a very fond place for MSEP in my heart and I do think that there are aspects of the parade that are timeless, it does need updated. This is partly because I’m sick of my kids asking who that “girl on the dragon is,” haha! We watch a LOT of Disney movies and they can totally appreciate the classics, but Pete’s Dragon just doesn’t seem to resonate anymore…
Agree whole-heartedly with #7. I can’t stand the electrical parade. It’s extremely dated, and not in a charming way. I understand why people enjoy it for the nostalgia, but I’d give anything to be able to see SpectroMagic back or something entirely new with an awesome soundtrack.
Tom, I think I remember you from visits to my now defunct website, “Figment’s Imagination”. So needless to say, JII was unquestionably my heart and soul when it came to Epcot. As happy as I was to see Figment return, it still stings quite a bit. OK, let me rephrase that…it hurts like an elephant sat on my chest while a monkey with a cast iron skillet takes repeated swings at the back of my head! Yes, I think that better describes my emotions!
And without question, I agree that you could have EASILY spent this entire list on Epcot. The only thing I don’t agree with is that you visited Epcot frequently “without” riding Horizons dozens of times!! That’s just not right!! 😀
IT was replaced with – stroller parking.
The elimination of the Skyway should have been on the list.
According to long-time Disney employee Jack Spence, there were good reasons for closing the Skyway, and in fact the Magic Kingdom Skyway was the last to be closed, following those in Anaheim and Toyko. They were old, difficult to maintain, had very low capacities, and some people persisted in spitting on/throwing items at people below them in Fantasyland. I thought it was a great experience, myself (the ride, not the spitting on people), but I can certainly see how it was not worth it to Disney.
I’m glad the Skyway is gone. Not only could you see the tops of show buildings, which really ruined the illusion, but they always felt to be like something you’d find at Six Flags or Cedar Point, rather than Disney.
I know many others loved it, though…