2016 Walt Disney World Christmas Trip Recap — Part 3

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We’ll start page 2 by addressing an issue that has really been bothering me lately: upcharges at Walt Disney World. It was on this particular afternoon that we saw the “cabanas” in Tomorrowland at Magic Kingdom for the first time. People have compared them to FEMA tents and joked that they are “Mickey’s Refugeeland,” and I wish I came up with both–totally apt–half-joke names. This ongoing stratification of Walt Disney World’s theme parks really bothers me.

I know what some of you might be thinking: Walt Disney World has always been stratified, and any vacation destination is likewise, by default. There have long been Deluxe Resorts that a minority of the population can afford, and the theme park experience itself is out of reach for a good portion of the world’s population. I don’t think that’s up for debate.

That doesn’t mean that stratification cannot go from being an acceptable element of the experience to something odious. Americans almost prize aspirational qualities, while we detest economic demarcation in what’s perceived as an egalitarian offering. In reality, there’s often a fine line between the two. Where that line is drawn will vary from person to person.

I can only offer my perspective, but personally, a Deluxe Resort that the monorail glides past or through is not objectionable. (I’m sure some lifelong fans share my aspirational feeling as a kid that, ‘someday, I’ll stay there!’ while passing through the Contemporary.) Moreover, it’s a hotel, which isn’t the core theme park product. By contrast, in years past there was no demarcation among guests in the parks, at least not an outwardly obvious one. The parks were the great equalizer.

I don’t think this is just my personal belief–it’s a perspective informed by history. You don’t need to look any further than the plain language of Walt Disney’s opening day dedication for Disneyland to get this same sense…

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From a consumer perspective, I hear so many other fans write off these upcharges as nothing objectionable because you have to ‘opt-in’ for them to affect you. I disagree.

When you reallocate fireworks or parade viewing space from everyone to those who pay for a dessert party, that impacts every guest. When you take an attraction out of commission for an afternoon cupcake celebration, that impacts every guest. When you remove buses from an over-burdened transportation fleet to add a VIP (because every VIP uses buses!) bus route, that impacts every guest.

On this particular front, it may not be readily apparent how cabanas impact everyone. Well, they do. First, they are an off-theme eyesore. Second, they remove physical foot space from the parks, which thereby (should) decrease capacity.

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If neither of those really bother you, the most significant thing the cabanas do is implicitly acknowledge there is a problem with crowding in the parks. While acknowledging said problem, they present a solution–but only for those willing to shell out extra money.

Rather than Disney solving a real problem–and one of its own creation thanks to MyMagic+ and cost-cutting initiatives–it is finding a way to further profit off of said problem. (If that doesn’t bother you, we’d love to invite you over to our place. I mean, we’re going to turn the AC down to 40°, but you’re welcome as a guest and we’ll only charge $350 for a sweater.)

You can look at almost every single other upcharge offering and see the same pattern. Rather than doing the hard work and investing in the core product to make the theme park experience better for all, a makeshift solution is fashioned for those willing to pony up extra. Meanwhile, the unwashed masses who are willing to pay “only” the basic $100 admission are free to fend for themselves.

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From a business perspective, I also think Walt Disney World’s current trajectory with upcharges is ill-advised. Based upon everything we’ve seen this year, I’m led to believe that most of these upcharge offerings are impetuous, last-minute decisions trying to create a new revenue stream.

Based on timing, scope, and investment, it very much feels like Walt Disney World management’s approach is “throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.” No idea is too bold or… unbaked. Since little out of pocket investment is being made by Walt Disney World in these upcharge offerings, there is no concern if the offerings fail. No harm, no foul.

But that’s not an accurate assessment. There is harm done to business goodwill, and brand tarnishment is often irreversible. For many longtime fans, myself included, the latest onslaught of upcharge offerings and endless line of cash grabs is not the Disney we grew up with. Not the Disney we fell in love with. It’s a new beast in the mold of other destinations that I, frankly, want nothing to do with.

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I know people like me are not Disney’s most prized demographic. One first-time family with kids who want to spare no expense to ensure they have a great experience is probably worth what 5 of my visits are worth. I get that.

What I wonder if Disney “gets” is that fans like me are an important, stable part of its business. Even if we aren’t the most sought-after demographic, it would be best to not alienate us completely. I really wonder if Disney has considered the fans like me when making these decisions. Probably not, because that would require a longer-term view than just quarter-to-quarter.

Everyone has a breaking point, and that includes Disney fans. With each subsequent move that represents more of a departure from the old way of doing business, some fan out there is saying “enough is enough.” (It’s not even just that–I wonder how many new ‘lifelong’ fans are being forged out of this new way of doing business?)

I haven’t reached that point yet, but I do find almost every new announcement of an upcharge offering to be groan inducing. When the latest was announced, I didn’t feel a sense of outrage or anger. I just laughed and remembered the most recent airfare sale I saw to Japan. I thought, “why do I care? It doesn’t cost me any more to visit Tokyo Disneyland.”

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Look, I’m excited for Pandora. I’m excited for Star Wars Land. I’m enthusiastic for other additions, as well. Creatively, it seems Imagineering’s output for the next few years is going to be mind-blowing. I also have a lot of nostalgia for Walt Disney World, a place I still view as my “home” resort thanks to my memories formed there as a child and adult.

I’m passionate about Walt Disney World, and sometimes that passion manifests itself as outrage on the internet over something that others might deem insignificant. I’d rather be passionate about something insignificant than ambivalent about everything.

At the same time, that fire doesn’t stay lit irrespective of the circumstances. All of the cool new themed areas and attractions in the world don’t mean anything to me if I feel like I’m mistreated as a customer.

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I think I’ve exceeded my ‘rant’ quote for one trip report/recap installment, so I’ll move along…

For dinner, we met up with friends who were in town for the D23 Destination D event. Normally, I go to these types of events. However, I decided against this one for a few reasons. The last several panels I’ve been to like this have had significant overlap, and I feel like I’ve heard the same stories a few times.

I’m also becoming more hesitant to support anything Disney does that monetizes nostalgia. I know the people who work on these D23 events are passionate fans like us who just want to celebrate what’s gone, and they aren’t personal profiteering on attractions that they wouldn’t have removed in the first place, but it’s still all in the same company. Finally, the first thing I thought when looking at the cost of the event was “this is half the cost of airfare to Japan.”

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None of those single factors alone would’ve been enough to dissuade me from doing Destination D, and in the end, I regret not attending. Everyone I know said it was mostly new material and a lot of fun. I also enjoy these events because it’s a lot of the same people every year, making it a reunion of sorts.

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In any case, dinner was at Trail’s End, a popular spot among old school ‘Vacation Kingdom of the World’ fans. In addition to that glorious buffet, I was looking forward to wandering the grounds to see some of the ‘Fort Fiends‘ decked out for Christmas.

Dinner was delicious, as always. I’m not sure there is a better comfort foods meal at Walt Disney World, and seeing that hilarious cowboy restroom mural always gives me a good laugh.

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Not many campsites had their decorations up yet. We partially expected this, given that it was still early in the season (I think many show up the first week of December.) I was still really fun to stroll through the campground after dinner.

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Someday, I really want to bring our tent and camp at Fort Wilderness during the Christmas season. Sarah is averse to the idea, even after I explain that “it builds character.” Maybe next year, I’ll surprise her with a trip. (Something tells me that would be a fun surprise for neither of us.

After wandering a few of the campsite loops, we took a boat to Magic Kingdom, where we met up with our friends again. This was a truly exceptional evening in the park, including visits to Carousel of Progress (a packed house for our show!), the PeopleMover, Country Bear Jamboree, Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad.

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For as much as I lamented the current stratification, I think the core product/experience is great. Sure, Carousel of Progress needs serious help in the finale, but the exterior paint scheme is awesome.

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Big Thunder Mountain Railroad just returned from refurbishment, and is looking great, especially with a new lighting package at night. The others on that list remain as fun as ever.

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Speaking of Carousel of Progress’ finale, I really like the style of their kitchen and living room. (Seriously.) My only requirement of any future house we might buy is that it look exactly like this. That should be easy to find…right?

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On our way out of Magic Kingdom, I stopped to admire the LEGO Cinderella Castle in the window of the Emporium. I still haven’t removed mine from the box. I really want to, but with how hard to find this set has already become, I have a feeling it’s going to be worth a lot of money someday. Maybe I should just buy a second one and have fun with the first…

After a slow stroll down Main Street and out of the park, we headed back to BoardWalk. All things considered, it was an excellent day. It’s experiences like that evening at Fort Wilderness and Magic Kingdom that keep the fire burning for me…

On Page 3, we’ll finish up the report with our last day!

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